A WORD A DAY MAKES YOU A MALAYSIAN

Itu last punyia word wa memang pandai ciakap..

Belanak punyia time sulah belaja...

Guru: Rolex

Murid: Lo Lek

Guru: Rolek!.

Murid: Lo Lek!!.

Guru: Ok ok, Datuk!

Murid: Lo Kay Lo Kay, La Tuk!.

Guru: Mercedes Benz.

Murid: Mi Ci Dis Ben.

Guru: Mercedes Benz!!.

Murid: Mi ci dis ben!!!.

Guru: Raja.

Murid: La Ja.

Guru: Puk*mak lu.

Murid: Puk*mak lu!!??.

Guru: Oh, pandai.

Murid: Puk*mak lu?!!!.

PS: A credit in Bahasa Kebangsaan is the requirement for a Chinese from a Chinese School to be considered for IPTA- Muhayudin Yassin to Dong Zong. Remains at it is. Two weeks after entering Malaysia a Bangla can speak Malay fluently. Our friends Chinese can never speak Malay even when they have been living here for two centuries. They are truly racist blokes of this country.

Kredit : Innerblog